{"id":3811,"date":"2023-07-14T02:22:32","date_gmt":"2023-07-14T00:22:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frederic-poitou.com\/blog\/?p=3811"},"modified":"2026-04-15T03:01:51","modified_gmt":"2026-04-15T01:01:51","slug":"tu-seras-miss-a-tout-age","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.frederic-poitou.com\/blog\/tu-seras-miss-a-tout-age\/","title":{"rendered":"TU SERAS MISS A TOUT \u00c2GE MA FILLE &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">En compl\u00e9ment d&rsquo;un article que je publiais voici quelques mois sur les b\u00e9b\u00e9 embryons, voici une publication plus r\u00e9cente sur le ph\u00e9nom\u00e8ne qui nous inonde (en cliquant <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ICI<\/a><\/strong>)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">N&rsquo;oubliez pas les Miss Embryon ! Dans le grotesco-ridicule, ca existe aussi. Ainsi, un site internet propose une sorte de concours permettant de gagner une \u00e9chographie en 3D-4D ! V\u00e9ridique. Cliquez <a href=\"http:\/\/www.studio9months.be\/concours.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ICI<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Avec un proc\u00e9d\u00e9 unique au monde, on peut d\u00e9sormais passer une \u00e9chographie dite \u00ab\u00a0affective\u00a0\u00bb. Il faut dire que le r\u00e9sultat est vraiment artistique (&#8230; !) jugez plut\u00f4t en cliquant sur la photo ci-dessous :<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e9capitulons les moyens d&rsquo;\u00eatre la plus belle.\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">E<\/span><\/span>ntre 0 et 9 mois de grossesse, vous avez <strong><span style=\"color: #333399;\">Miss embryon<\/span><\/strong> : Tr\u00e8s beau.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.studio9months.be\/witnesses.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; border: 0px initial initial;\" title=\"320 Gros sommeil\" src=\"http:\/\/www.frederic-poitou.com\/blog\/wp-content\/320-Gros-sommeil.gif\" alt=\"320 Gros sommeil\" width=\"122\" height=\"144\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Entre quelques mois, et moins de deux ans, vous avez les concours de <strong><span style=\"color: #333399;\">b\u00e9b\u00e9s mannequins<\/span><\/strong> : Juste merveilleux<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/swf\/video\/xes0jv_apres-les-mini-miss-voici-les-bb-ma_news?additionalInfos=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/swf\/video\/xes0jv_apres-les-mini-miss-voici-les-bb-ma_news?additionalInfos=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<div>Par la suite, vous avez les concours de <strong><span style=\"color: #333399;\">Mini Miss<\/span><\/strong>. 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Classe, \u00e9l\u00e9gance, distinction des laur\u00e9ates, grande prestation du pr\u00e9sentateur, Guy Lux.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/span><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/swf\/video\/x49pec_election-houleuse-de-miss-france-19_fun?additionalInfos=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/swf\/video\/x49pec_election-houleuse-de-miss-france-19_fun?additionalInfos=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/span><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Si vous avez eu moins de chance dans la vie, vous pouvez toujours vous rattraper avec <strong><span style=\"color: #333399;\">Miss SDF<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/span><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"384\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/swf\/video\/xasmds?additionalInfos=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"384\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/swf\/video\/xasmds?additionalInfos=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Plus tard, vous avez les concours de <strong><span style=\"color: #333399;\">super Mamie<\/span><\/strong> (anim\u00e9 par Sophie Darel et en guest star : Julie Pietry). 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